I mean some people just can't stop running their mouths everywhere.
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So, where else to post your savage quotes than on your Instagram Stories?
Save these one-liners for your best mic-drop Stories!
1. My attitude is based on how you treat me. If you don't like my attitude, then blame yourself.
2. If you can't stand me, sit.
3. B*tch, don't stand under the Sun. Plastic melts.
4. I don't look back unless there's a good view.
5. You're trying to impress, I'm trying to progress. See the difference?
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6. Corona won't kill rats & snakes, so you'll be safe.
7. Just like in the alphabet, 'I' come before 'U'.
8. If you say you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
9. You don't like me? Well, not everyone has good taste.
10. I tried to put myself in your shoes, but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.
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11. Go to hell? Where do you think I came from?
12. I wish I could understand you dear, but I don't bark.
13. The two biggest failures in the world: you & your daddy's condom.
14. B*tch, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
15. You want to be on my level? Climb, b*tch.
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16. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
17. Life is full of disappointments & you've just been added to that list.
18. If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?", say NO.
19. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
20. Shit happens. I mean look at your face.
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21. B*tch, you look so fake that even Barbie looks real.
22. I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
23. If I offended you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again.
24. B*tch, you're so toxic that North Korea wants you as their chemical weapon.
25. Beautiful things don't ask for attention. You must be ugly.
Sarcasm n. - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it!
