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85-year-old man breaks curfew to do the bed boogie with sex workers

06-May-2021
By MJC97

Okay we’ve heard about the blood clots, but have you heard about the COVID-19 vaccine causing increased libido? Good news for you all the horny humans out there, I guess. 

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This 85-year-old Italian man was fined twice for not following the curfew rules, not because of an emergency but because he needed to meet with sex workers. After totaling up his fines, he has to pay a total of €1,000 (RM4,952)!

The man was first stopped by the police after they caught him going into the camper van used by sex workers parked close to the beach. 

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Less than an hour later, he was caught again at another camper van along the same road.

When questioned by the police, he claimed that the vaccine increased his libido. He even said that the fine was money well spent. 

Don't get over-excited guys, the vaccine doesn't cause increased libido.  

Either way, please don't break the SOPs for any reason at all and always stay safe!

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