If there is one thing we fret about celebrations, it is seeing family members. Not only do we need to say goodbye to personal space and any type of me-time, we also need to hear things we don't necessarily want to hear.
Chinese New Year is ongoing, and we thought to list down some of the most annoying comments one can anticipate from family members and friends alike.
Check them out down below.
#1 My daughter is a doctor, what about you?
#2 So old already, still not married ah?
#3 No girlfriend ah lengzhai?
#4 Wah put on weight hor?
#5 You become very tanned leh
#6 When having kids?
#7 When you bringing your gf/bf to meet us?
#8 Want me to set you up with someone or not?
#9 Your outfit very revealing hor
#10 How much money you make?
#11 How many times you and your husband sex?
#12 Why you become so thin, eat some more la
#13 Your job can earn money one ah?
#14 Second kid on the way ah?
Some of us do not have the answers to these questions ourselves, let alone something to say to the general public. They are an invasion of privacy, so setting boundaries and answering back respectfully would be the best way around it.
Here are some options to help you out a tad:
1. The bigger the waistline the more prosperous mah aunty
2. Husband already children, wait till he grow up first :D
3. I don't believe in marriage leh uncle
4. Yes aunty got enough money to support mummy daddy for all they have done for me
5. Why aunty you got someone in mind for me ah?
The more creative you get, the more entertaining and the less rude you're presumed to be. Give it a go and good luck!