Visitors. Roommates. Family. Parents. Kids. They are biggest cockblockers in the world. When they are around, your paranoia about getting caught having sex reaching terrifying height. Most of us even instate a no sex when not home alone rule just to be safe.
Just because you’re not home alone, it doesn’t mean that you can get a little dirty in between the sheet. Here’s how to have sex silently so that it won’t be awkward the next morning:
1. Turn Up the Music
This tip has two benefits: it makes your lovemaking extra rhythmic, and it also hides the fact that you’re having sex to the people outside of your room. It hides all your moans, groans, gasps and all the other noises you make during sex. Here's a playlist you can use, might be kinda obvious though LOL
2. Shower Sex
Lock the door and turn on the shower – running water is a good way to muffle your sex sounds. Plus, shower sex is super sensual. You’re both wet and slippery. However, if your room doesn’t have an attached bathroom then skip this step.
3. Timing is key
The best time to do it is when everyone else is sleeping soundly. So, try taking a trip to pound town early in the morning or in the middle of the night. Hopefully, some of them snore too, that will really help! Just because they are asleep doesn’t mean you can be extra loud though!
4. Orgasm while kissing
Try doing it face-to-face so that when it is time for the big O, you can kiss. Kissing while o-ing help to reduce the sounds that come out while you’re in the highest stage of bliss. Make sure you kiss like your life depended on it; I mean it really does if you’re staying with your parents.
5. Two numbers: 6 9
When both your mouths are busy, you’re both quiet. This also helps stop all the other noises like your bed creaking, your movements and so on. Plus, if you love giving and receiving oral then have fun!
6. Get Kinky
You might think how will getting kinky make having sex quieter, well, when it involves duct tape, a gag, a pillow or a hand covering your mouth. If you or your partner is making too much noise, then try covering their mouth with duct tape, your hand or a DIY gag with some socks or underwear. Or else, get into the doggystyle position and make your partner make their noises into a pillow.