Since its Friday night, it means that Saturdates and Sundates are just around the corner.
Here are some of the ridiculous positions that you can end your dates with and they actually work:
1. Bumper Car
How to do it:
Both of you need to lie down on your stomachs. Then, your partner has to position their pelvis and legs on top of yours. The next step is to do a bit of the old in-out, in-out.
2. Cross Buttocks
How to do it:
It starts just like the missionary position. Then, the person on top has to slide their body 90° to the left or right forming an X shape with the other person's body. After that, all thats left to be done is bow-chick-a-wow-wow.
3. Waterfall
How to do it:
For this position, your partner has to lie down with their torso hanging of the bed, resembling a waterfall, while you hop on top. Then, you can start cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.
4. Whellbarrow
How to do it:
You will have to lie down on your belly on the floor or bed for this one, then your partner will get behind you, pick up your legs and wrap it around their waist. Next, you can start doing the Devil’s dance.
5. Snow Angel
How to do it:
This is like missionary but with a twist. You lie on your back, just like you would in the missionary position but then your partner straddles you but facing the opposite way. After that, you can start exploring the castle.
6. Spider
How to do it:
Both of you should mirror each other for this position. You will have to get into the sit up position, then you will have to get your pelvis and legs above your partner's. After that, you can start filling the gas tank.
7. Butter Churner
How to do it:
You will have to lie down on your back and lift the lower part of your body upwards towards your head until your feet are next to your head. Then, you partner will have to squat while getting up in them guts.
8. The Proposal
How to do it:
You and your partner will have to kneel down while facing each other. Then, your partner will lift up on knee and guide themself towards you, thus commencing the hanky-panky.
9. Side Straddle
How to do it:
For this position, your partner will have to lie down on their back and you will get on top of them and straddle one of their legs while facing away from them. Lower yourself down and start the joint session of Congress.
10. Lotus
How to do it:
Your partner should be sitting cross-legged on the bed, while you position yourself above them and sit down on them the same way, facing them with your arms and legs wrapped around them. All that's left to do is loading the clown into the cannon.
